BAD BOY LABS / MORE CUSTOMERS. LESS ADMIN. NO NEW HIRE.

Your phone rings.Nobody answers.There goes a customer.

For trades, home services, clinics and every business that spends money to make the phone ring. We build the website, booking and follow-up that catch the customers you’re losing now — and take the chasing and the admin off your team, so growing stops meaning another salary. Live in about 14 days. You own it, and it runs without us.

Call now — we always pick up

A shop with no website got 39 enquiries in its first month. A new clinic got its first patient in 8 days. Same move both times: find the one thing costing you most, and build the system that fixes it.

ANSWERED ANY HOUR — OUR ASSISTANT TAKES THE DETAILS, DIL RINGS YOU BACK

Nick — Walk On The Wild Side, Ashford. Month one of his first website.

8 days
Launch to first patient — Thameside Podiatry
39
Enquiries in month one — Walk On The Wild Side
1,500
Visits in month one — a first ever website
You own it
Built on your accounts, runs without us
SOUND FAMILIAR?

Three leaks. Three systems.

Calls ring out. Old customers sit forgotten in your inbox. The website looks fine, but nobody measures what it brings in. Every one of those is money leaving quietly — pick the one costing you most, that’s where we start.

Not the phone — the paperwork? The other leak is hours: quotes chased by hand, the same details typed into two systems, the report nobody has time to run. We also build document automation and ops reporting — same rule: one problem, fixed properly. And if you’re weighing this against taking someone on, start here: hire someone, or automate it?

HOW IT WORKS

From messy workflow to live system.

Not a course, a template, or a generic automation package. We learn how your work really moves, build the system around the tools you already use, and keep improving it until it’s just part of the day.

01
DIAGNOSE / WEEK 1

Map the workflow

We map the process, talk to the right people, review your tools, and find where time, money, and momentum leak.

  • Discovery call
  • Workflow audit
  • Bottleneck map
02
BUILD / WEEKS 2-3

Design and build

We design and build the AI workflows, automations, agents, integrations, and internal tools that fix the problem.

  • AI agents
  • Automation flows
  • Integrations
03
LAUNCH / WEEK 4

Ship and train

We test it on real work, train the team, document the process, and make sure it's actually usable.

  • Testing
  • Team handover
  • Documentation
04
IMPROVE / ONGOING

Tune and extend

Once it's live we watch what's working, tune the workflows, and add to it as the business changes.

  • Monthly review
  • Workflow tuning
  • New features
HOW WE PRICE

Fixed price, agreed upfront. No surprises.

Everything is scoped on a short call and priced on what it’s worth to your business — the missed calls caught, the leads recovered, the hours saved. The number to hold it against isn’t another agency’s quote; it’s the salary you’d otherwise pay to get the same work done. You get one fixed number before we start. If the numbers don’t add up, we tell you before you spend a penny.

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BEFORE YOU BOOK

The questions you’re actually asking.

The doubts that stop most people booking. We’d rather answer them here than dodge them on a call.

Is this just AI hype dressed up as a service?

Fair question, most of it is. We don’t sell models or demos. We sell a working system wired into the tools your team already uses, doing a specific job they do by hand today. If we can’t point to the exact hours it gives back, we don’t build it.

What happens when you walk away? Does it break?

No. It’s built to run without us. You own the system, the accounts, and the docs. Most automation dies when the consultant leaves because it ran on their secrets. Ours doesn’t. The retainer is there if you want us improving it, not because it falls over without us.

We tried automation before and nobody used it. Why is this different?

Because we don’t hand you a tool and leave. We map how the work really moves, build around your process, then test it on real work and train the team until it’s part of the day. A system nobody uses is a failed build, and we treat it that way.

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just hire someone?

Sometimes, and we’ll tell you when it is. But price the two properly before you decide. A person is a salary, plus NI, pension, holiday, sick cover and the weeks it takes to train them — and they still go home at five, which is when a good share of your missed calls happen. A system answers at 3am on a Sunday, doesn’t resign, and does the same job in month twelve as it did in week one. A hire wins on judgement, relationships and the awkward jobs. It loses on repetitive work, and repetitive work is the only part we automate.

Why you over an agency or hiring internally?

No one sits between you and the work. The person who scopes it is the person who builds it, backed by a bench of AI specialists. An agency adds layers. We fix one thing properly, for a fixed fee, fast.

What if the audit says there’s nothing worth building?

Then we tell you, and you’ve spent a small fixed fee instead of five figures on something that wouldn’t pay back. We’ve scoped people down to a smaller fix, or off a build entirely. You can’t lose money finding out.

FINAL WORD

Still doing it by hand?
Let’s end that.

Ring now, or book a slot for later. Thirty minutes. We’ll show you the one workflow worth fixing first: how the work moves, where it sticks, what it’s costing you at your own numbers, and whether the answer is a system or a person.

If there’s something worth building, we scope it and ship it. If there isn’t, you’ll know inside the call. It costs nothing to find out.

Call now — we always pick up
2 IMPLEMENTATION SLOTS / AUGUST 2026